[The following MST was written in good humor. Any and all jokes made towards the subjects presented in the following text are not made in seriousness. After all, the writer does not want angry Red fangirls stomping up to her house and braying down the door.]

(After the end of the RP MST, Ripto finds the time to be able to drag himself out of the bathroom. His scales are more of a shade of green than a shade of orange, and he has a rather bad case of the hiccups.)

Ripto: You know, looking back at what I made in the toliet, I can't help but wonder when was the last time I've eaten hot dogs. *shrugs* Snowflake's cooking must be so bad that I'm having vintage throw up.

Snowflake: Hey, Ripto! Now that you're well, would you like a bite of my lardy cheese sticks covered in pig blood? *shakes a rather pink chunk of blobby goo in front of his face*

Ripto: I don't know...

Doomfeather: Hey, guess what guys? TP liked our performance with the RP SOOOOO much that she wants us to MST another RP! And this one mentions the Bible and a lot of Red!

(There's a moment where Ripto decides which he should sacrifice; his stomach or his sanity.)

Ripto: I'd love to have a bite. Or two. Or five. *shoves Snowflake's cooking into his mouth* Ahhh...Chest pains have never been sweeter. *collapses on the bathroom floor*

Red: *notices Ripto commiting pain upon himself to avoid MSTing* Why the hell didn't I think of that?

[The five MSTers file into the theater. Red mumbles something about insane RPers before plopping down in the aisle seat. Then the order is Snowflake, Airazor, Doomfeather, and Gnasty Gnorc. The lights dim and the story, well, RP starts.]

Something different.
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[Doomfeather: As opposed to Something Same, Something Similar, or Something Obviously Rehashed.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: And this was in the Glimmer Board of the Spyro RPGBoards. Which means, logically, this story should be about the gemcutters and their exciting lives.]
[Red: The only time the gemcutters are exciting is if you threaten to eat them. And then, once you lull them into a false sense of security by telling them that you're not really going to eat them and you were just joking, eat them anyways. They're quite delectable and juicy little critters.]

It was a nice warm sunny day. The air was humid, with out a hint of a breeze. Terror was sitting near a tree not looking her usual mischivous cheerful self. Today she was depressed.
[Airazor: Without. Mischevious. And a few commas wouldn't hurt.]
[Snowflake: Well, as long as she's her mischevious depressed self, no harm can come to her right?]

Terror sighed."Why does my uncle Red have to be evil? Why can't he be good!? And why did he turn evil in the first place? I have to change him! Somewhere theres good in him, I know it!" She thought. Terror sighed again.
[Snowflake: Awwww...How sweet!]
[Red: Sweet? This girl is questioning my morale and you're calling her sweet. Personally if she's wasting her life pondering as to why I'm not some flower-picking sissy ready to buy ice creams for my darling wittle niece with the mischevious happiness, she has another thing coming! And believe me, all particles of good in me have been squashed out of existance years ago. No paternal instincts, no weaknesses, no flowery happiness, no moments of pity and sacrifice.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Word. Course, I'm not one to talk. No one says this about me...]
[Airazor: What about Turquoisephoenix's Gnasty Gnorc oneshot where you used to be good before Red thought the same "I have to change him!" thing?]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *narrows eyes* Every time we make a reference to that fic, God kills a kitten.]

Shimmer was relaxing right next to Terror. Shimmer heard a small sigh and looked up. "Bored?" Shimmer asked. She watched Terra nod a little. "Want to go to the beach? It'll be fun." "Not really, maybe later." Terror replied.
[Snowflake: You can practically FEEL the Roleplaying board just PULSATE with ACTION!]
[Doomfeather: It's pulsating with something, but I'm not all that sure that's action. More like the hot steamy love between a dragon and her dragonfly!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Shimmer/Terror? Doomy, we can only go so far when we're MSTing about TP's friends...]
[Doomfeather: She still hates me for drawing that picture of her and Darkeiya...together, like that. She won't hate me any less for this joke.]

Up high, within the clouds of the sky, a green dragon was flying above Glimmer.
[Doomfeather: TROGDOR!]
[Airazor: Burninate Glimmer!]

Cocho was scanning the area for any enemies or villains.
[Doomfeather, Airazor: Awwwww...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: That name looks somewhat famil-*freezes* Crap, is she the girl that wrote that Red-associated story that got me stuck in this satellite in the first place?]
[Snowflake: You say "stuck in this satellite" as if it were a bad thing.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: First of all, it is. Second of all, I don't want to cause any old wounds to open, if you catch my drift.]
[Snowflake: She loved the MST, so she'll love this. Sit down, stop worrying, and stop stalling.]

'Well, everything is clear here.' She thought, and started to decend towards a lake of water. Her feet landed on the cold grass, and she fell strait on her back in a relaxed position. Cocho smiled and closed her eyes as the rays hit her scales, warming her entire body; including the black UFO pants she was wearing.
[Airazor: Just to be the mean spelling nazi, it's straight unless she's referring to some kind of strait or strait jacket.]
[Snowflake(Cocho): *cackles insanely while attempting to pick her ears with her toes*]
[Red: Now I know who her real father is. I'm not her father; Ripper Roo is! And think about it. Yellow + Blue = Green, right? And Ripper Roo has yellow eyes...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: ...You had to make me picture that. You just HAD to.]
[Red: Come on, it explains a lot. She's a dragaroo, close cousin to any children the pairing Spyro/Sheila brings.]

A sound of a sigh was heard behind a tree. Cocho opened her eyes and turned in the other direction. "Hello?" Terror heard a "Hello" and turned to see Caitlin relaxing.
[Snowflake: Hey, her name is Cocho, not-]
[Airazor(blunt): Caitlin is to Cocho as Rebecca is to Turquoisephoenix.]
[Snowflake: Ah, real name. Gotcha. But she still needs to stick with just one!]

Terra smiled. "Aloha akane!" She shouted. Caitlin was the one dragon who could always turn Terror's frown, upside down in an instant. Noting the confused look on Caitlins face at the hawaiian word akane, she explained. "Akane means friend in hawaiian. I haven't learned how to say cousin in hawaiian yet." Terra said and gave a cheesy grin.
[Red: *makes gagging sounds in his popcorn*]
[Doomfeather: We've seen to have run into some high-class corniness right here...Just a minute ago, this dragon was depressed because her uncle was teh meanies. Now, she's shouting stuff in Hawaiian!]
[Snowflake: Friend is not Akane; it's Hoaloha! Your Anakala is going to be displeased.]
[Doomfeather: Only you would complain about stuff in Hawaiian.]
[Snowflake: And just for reference, cousin is Kaukini in Hawaiian. ^^]

Shimmer roled her eyes.
[Airazor(Shimmer): She just has to ruin more than one language...]

Cocho made a huge smile on her face, and walked up to her fave cousin. "Funny to see you here...or not." She looked towards Shimmer. "Nice to see you guys here! I was getting bored."
[Red: Pfft. You were perfectly fine napping and basking in the sunshine's rays before your Hawaiian cousin and her pineapple with wings decided to bug you.]
[Doomfeather(narrator): Cocho chuckled inwardly as she kept the steak knife positioned behind her back as she kept the fake smile on her face. Her sincerity disguised her homocidal urges to carve her initals into Terror's sterum and to devour Shimmer whole...]

She sat beside Terror under the tree. The look on her face showed that she had so much stuff to tell. "You wouldn't believe how many Riptocs I had to beat up before!" Cocho said and grinned. "It totally rocked my day! But now that there aren't any enemies to fight, I got bored and came here."
[Gnasty Gnorc: Because it's such a good time beating the crap out of a species.]
[Doomfeather: She's a dragon. The Spyro games are loaded with genocide. I'm surprised the gnorcs, riptocs, and rhynocs are not on the endangered species list.]
[Gnasty Gnorc(gloomy): They are.]
[Airazor: Funny how she flew all the way over here when, logically speaking, Riptocs don't appear in Avalar at all since Ripto changed the world he was targeting, and Avalar is a different world...]
[Doomfeather: She can fly...THROUGH SPACE AND TIME ITSELF!]

She then noticed Terror's almost depressed look. "Hey, are you ok?" Terror's ears seemed to droop a little. "Yeah, I'm ok. It's just that I'm sad because Red is evil." She told Cocho.
[Snowflake: ...]
[Airazor: ...there are NO words in which to describe my thoughts.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *proceeds to rub his thumb and index finger together* Look, Terror. I'm playing the world's smallest violin. Isn't that quaint?]
[Red: *sighs* She's depressed because she's worrying about people in which her life has no control over. I think the best course of action is therapy and lots of it.]

Shimmer suddenly butted in. "Cocho! She was thinking of flying over to Red's castle to read the bible to him earlier! Red would kill her!" Terror glanced at shimmer.
[Red: *eyetwitch* Okay, who mentioned the RP with the Bible in the last MST?]
[Gnasty Gnorc: I do believe it was me.]
[Red: Here. *hands Gnasty Gnorc twenty gems* I didn't make any sort of bets, but you deserve it for warning me about this beforehand. Because I know what I'm talking about when I say this; just because you're reading some out-of-date book in which thousands of humans base their religion on won't make me into some kind of good Christian. Why the hell would I be in the same religion that spawned several famous dragonslayers?]
[Doomfeather: Hitler was converted into a Christian before his death, so there were bad Christians. *notices the weird stares* What? I know my history. I'm not a total idiot...]

"No, I was thinking of hanging out wth him building a bond between uncle and niece so Red would turn good." Terror stated. Cocho had a worried look on her face, but gave a hopeful smile. "Yeah, I know how you feel." She gave a sad sigh and looked towards the sky. "I wonder what made him so evil anyway."
[Red: Ambition, lust for power, couldn't follow the rules. You know, the basic formula that just about every evil villain has. And frankly, I love my evilness. No self-righteous hatchling is going to convert me, no matter how much time she spends with me. In fact, if I had the company of these two around, I'd probably consider selling my soul to Satan just to become too evil for them to handle.]
[Snowflake: ...You mean you still have a soul?]
[Airazor: Yeah, could've fooled me.]

She closed her eyes, as memories of Red and her meeting for the first time brought her back. She opened her eyes and looked to her cousin. "The first time I found out he was my dad...I couldn't believe it. I still go through my life like I do now, even if my dad is evil. It was his choice to be evil...he, just made a bad decision like anyother villain would. Greed and powerhunger can do that to someone desperate." Cocho explained
[Gnasty Gnorc: *raises his fist* TESTIFY!]
[Airazor: Wow, that's actually very smart. While her dragonfriend's all moping and going "OMGHEEBIL!!!", she looks on the brighter side of things and says in a polite way "He's evil, but I go on with my own life."]
[Doomfeather: Hello? We're supposed to be mocking here?]
[Snowflake: Uh...She uses too many eclipses and mushed any other into one word.]
[Red: She called me desperate.]
[Doomfeather: Better.]

Yeah, that's usually the cause." Terra said with a sigh. A warm breeze and the rays of the sun warmed the two tomboy dragons. "Alright, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to help Red change good!" Terra suddenly shouted filled with determination.
[Red: ...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: ...]
[Snowflake: Cocho's point just FLEW right over this girl's head, methinks.]
[Airazor: Not just flew. It hopped into a shuttle and is now in orbit, the point is so above her head. You hear a speech about how someone goes on their life without caring, and suddenly she goes "MUST HELP REEEEED!".]
[Red: I don't need any help. If I see any dragons appear on my property with a Bible in their hands, I'm not even going to waste my time on them. Just blast their brains to bits and then go back to whatever I was doing.]

"Say what! No, you'll be in grave danger!" Shimmer told Terror. "I love danger, thats what I live for. Red ain't going to turn good over night with us just standing here! I'm going to pay him a visit! Are you guys coming?" Terra asked Cocho and Shimmer.
[Snowflake(Cocho): Hell no. I'm not getting myself killed.]
[Doomfeather(Shimmer): I agree. Sticking my wings in an electrical socket after bathing in water seems a lot more safe than half the ideas that come out of your mouth!]
[Airazor: Woah, deja vu.]
[Red: Something tells me that every RP that involves this girl also involves tramping up to where I live and bugging me in some fashion.]
[Airazor: Talk about obsessed. Even DarkSpyroIke and Darkeiya never attempt to bug Ripto that much.]

Shimmer roled her eyes."Sure, crazy as it is."
[Airazor: There she goes roling her eyes again...]
[Snowflake: She gave her eyes a role? Wow, what talented eyes she has!]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Terror): My right eye is currently playing in the theater version of Pride and Prejudice, and my left eye is going to be on a Broadway musical! I'm so proud of my body parts!]

Terror looked at Cocho for an answer.
At first Cocho had a little worried look. She gave it some thought, and got up from under the tree. "Well, if he sees me, than something is bound to happen! Either he goes easy on us, or we become ground meat." She said with a chuckle.
[Snowflake: She's chuckling about potential death. o_o]
[Doomfeather: So, why not take the risk, huh? After all, there's ONLY a 90% chance that Red'd kill you on the spot.]
[Red: Actually, the chances of me going easy are more around the 97% range. The other 3% being that you catch me in the middle of a soap opera or I just ate a big dinner and I can't be bothered to blast you into bits.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: So that's why you accepted my offer to have a cave all to myself.]
[Red: You were interrupting Surf Side Six and you know it.]

A challenged look came upon her face. "If you're game, I am! Let's go!"
[Gnasty Gnorc(Terror): Well, since I am part dragon, part checker board, I guess I must be game.]
[Airazor(Cocho): Checkers, eh? I'm part Monopoly myself.]

She was about to walk off, but stood firm. "...Um, until we find out where his place is." She chuckled again, and scratched the back of her scaley head. "Do you know where it is?"
[Snowflake(Terror): In the land of rainbows underneath the third Giggleshroom next to the river of Sugar. Red likes to choose misleading hideouts.]
[Doomfeather(Terror): Next to some hot springs in a giant gym draped with covers and sheets called the Lovenasium. You see, Red has so many orgies that he has to have them take place it a place that can accomodate all those Sues and daughters and nieces.]
[Airazor(Terror): On an island of New Zealand in a castle that's...whoops, wrong fandom.]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Terror): The seventh layer of Hell.]
[Red: You're all wrong, but close enough. *looks at Doomfeather* Except for you. You're playing with your life with that statement.]

Terror slapped her scaley forehead. "Ooops! I forgot all about that!" She moaned.
"Don't worry! I know where Red is hiding." Shimmer told the dragons excitedly.
Terra gave Shimmer an odd look. "How do you know?"
[Red: Because I obviously broadcast my secret hideout with big flashing neon lights. That's why everybody knew that I was going to return and that's why it was so obvious that Gnasty was going to be by my side.]
[Doomfeather: Not your fault that your hideout was found out by...a Suegonfly!]
[Snowflake: *coughTerror may be reading this MSTcough*]
[Doomfeather: She's not the boss of me!]

Shimmer rolled her eyes. "Gee, what do you think I do when I'm not with ya? I explore the lands! I know just about every nook and crannie hidden in the dragon realms, and Avalar." Shimmer said.
[Gnasty Gnorc: How convienent.]
[Doomfeather: If I was a dragonfly, I wouldn't waste my time exploring some stupid worlds. I'd spend my time sleeping with any girl dragonfly I could get my wings on!]
[Airazor: ...MENTAL IMAGES! *cringes*]

Cocho smiled. "That explains a lot. Well, just lead us there!" Something else came to her mind. "Hey wait a minute! How were you able to spot Red without him finding you?" She asked the young dragonfly.
[Gnasty Gnorc: Because Red is as stupid as a piece of wood.]
[Red: Oh, and you're one to talk. I bet you don't even know how many toes you have.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Ten, the exact same as the atomic number of neon, a noble gas that has an atomic mass of 20.1797 amu. *unrolls a college degree*]
[Red: ...I hate you.]
[Airazor: Red's not stupid. The dragonfly probably has some special invisibility spell or something of that nature. Because, like, she totally has element of Magic or something stupid.]

Shimmer smiled at the jade green dragon. "My element is magic, didn't you know that? I simply used an invisibility spell. Now, follow me to Red's hideout!" Shimmer yelled.
[Airazor: What!? I WAS KIDDING!]
[Doomfeather: *pats him on the shoulder* There, there. I also lost a bit of my faith in this fandom...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: I lost it the moment I read "Bite-Sized Dragon".]
[Red: Shut up, I liked, well...tolerated, anyway...that story.]

She took off fluttering her wings into the sky. Shimmer could hear strong dragon wing beats behind her. Shimmer was in the sky for awhile leading the two dragons when she dived towards a small green jungle with a few beautiful waterfalls below. Shimmer led the dragons over to the largest waterfall.
[Gnasty Gnorc: And then, with a malicious laugh of glee, Shimmer used her Magic Element to incase the dragons' wings in blocks of ice and cackled as their bodies dunked into the river. Their cries and pleas for mercy went unheeded as they plummeted several stories and were sliced to ribbons by the rocks below. The remains of their broken bodies floated down the river in Summer Forest, cloaking the water red with their blood. The End.]
[Snowflake: *stops eating her potato chips in fear of vomiting*]

"Here it is! Theres a cave in back of this water fall. You'll have to go under water to reach it though. Then there's a portal you can go through." Shimmer explained to the two dragons. "...Sheesh, I always hang out around these falls, and I never noticed this!" Cocho said slapping her forehead. "It's kinda strange though; putting a portal in a place that's obvious."
[Airazor: As opposed to putting a portal in a place that isn't obvious at all.]
[Red: Yeah. After all, this is me we're talking about. I don't exactly place portals that lead to my secret hideout BEHIND WATERFALLS IN GLIMMER!]
[Snowflake: Do you even go to that area? Maybe it's not obvious that something involving you would be in that place.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Are you...defending the author of the MST?]
[Snowflake: *sinks into her seat* I'll shut up.]

She walked right underneath the shower of water. Shimmer was adruptidly right. A long cave showed a glow at the end. She proceeded to walked down; hearing the footsteps of her cousin and the fluttering of Shimmer's wings beside her. When they reached the end, a portal was within a giant statue that resembled Red's head. "Yeah, this is REALLY obvious." Cocho said sarcastically and rolled her eyes.
[Gnasty Gnorc: Oh, come on! He stole that from Gruntilda!]
[Snowflake: You know, I really shouldn't say anything to add to this, but Gruntilda was a cruel and malicious caster of dark magic that would leech the life out of the world...and her lackey was a green monster that was abused regularly.]
[Airazor: There are two things I am going to say. One, A Hero's Tail is the LEAST original out of all the platformers, period. Two, to compare Grunty to Red is a mockery on Grunty's part.]
[Red: Damn strai-heeeey, wait a minute...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Grunty could kick your ass any day of the week.]
[Red: I was going to argue, but then I remembered last year's Christmas party on K. Rool's battleship and now I'm going to keep my mouth shut.]

The large statue's mouth was closed, but the glowing was piercing through the giant statue's lips.
[Doomfeather: Whoever is reminded of the Wizpig statue in Diddy Kong Racing, please raise your hand.]
[(Everyone but Red raises their hands)]
[Doomfeather: Don't tell me you've never played Diddy Kong Racing.]
[Red: I bought a Playstation during that whole video game war. Besides, Diddy Kong Racing is a stupid kiddy game. Crash Team Racing is much better.]
[Airazor: ...I thought we were over these arguments. The war's been dead for over five years...]

"Hmm...There might be a switch around here to open it." Cocho recommended. "Maybe a switch discguised as a rock. Lets look around!" Terror nodded her head excitedly. she glanced towards Shimmer. "And how come you never showed me this?" she asked Shimmer, while poking at some rocks.
[Airazor: DISGUISED! For crying out loud, there's a button at the bottom of every post that allows you to spell check!]
[Snowflake(Shimmer): Because I'm such a jerk that I keep secrets like the whereabouts of your father hidden away in my vast stores of knowledge, for I am Shimmer, knower of all!]

"Because you never asked. And I think you need magic to open this Shimmer said." Buzzing around Caitlin. "well you element is magic, why don't you try?" Terror asked. "Alright." Shimmer said as she started to chant in some different language. She threw a few magical sparkles at the portal. Suddenly there was a sound.
[Airazor: It was the sound of all canon breaking apart at the seams for having a dragonfly thwart a spell that Red, a fallen Dragon Elder, had put upon a statue.]
[Snowflake: Wow, Shimmer speaks in third person.]
[Doomfeather: She's Klungo's dragonfly. That might explain why she can perform feats that no other dragonfly can. How come Sparx can't do that? Or any of those dragonflies in Enter the Dragonfly?]
[Airazor: Because Shimmer is spechul and must have the element of magic. MAGIC, for pete's sake!]
[Red: *places his head in his hands* I hate my fandom and I want it to leave me alone.]

The sound of a giant growl came from the statue's mouth. The two dragons, plus dragonly, backed away as the statue's mouth started to open. Cocho gave a smile to Shimmer. "Awesome job Shimmer! You were right!"
[Snowflake(Shimmer): Thanks for giving me this smile as a treat, but I really needed a scowl to add to my facial expressions collection back home.]

A portal gateway was revealed within the statues throat. The green dragon gave a nervous laugh. "Gee, it kinda reminds me of Aladan with that giant tiger head." She walked up infront of it, and slightly tapped a foot on the lip.
[Airazor: Aladdin. If you're going to make references to Disney films, spell the titles right.]
[Red: Didn't the giant tiger head eat everybody that wasn't "The Diamond in the Rough" in that movie?]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Why, yes it did. And since Cocho and Terror, being tomboys related to Red, are barely original at all in their design, personality, or point of being here...]
[Red: ...then my stone statue is going to eat them! Hooray!]

Looking up, she could see stone daggers that resembles a row of teeth. "It looks safe." Cocho stated.
[Snowflake: If so, then you're not looking hard enough.]

Terror looked at the teeth. "How about we just run as fast as we can through the portal?" She asked. Shimmer laughed. "Yea good idea! And I suppose we could scream like lunatics while we're at it?" Terror grinned. "Great idea! Screaming like lunatics with honor!
[Red: Lunatics with honor? Honey, lunatics have no honor or else they wouldn't be lunatics. Just look at Doomfeather over there.]
[(Sure enough, Doomfeather is attempting to balance ten plastic cups on a plate, which is in turn balanced on top of a bunch of straws that have been inserted into his nose.)]
[Doomfeather: Hah. Dey're balanced dust fine. Give me da twenty gems, gnorc.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: I'll pay you thirty if you swallow this cup of toe lint.]
[Doomfeather: Deal.]

Cocho chucked a little with the statement, and played along with an outstretched arm like leading an army. "Then onward to craziness!" She shouted.
[Airazor: But Red's in that portal, not craziness.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Uh, Airazor? In case you haven't noticed, we're talking about Red here. The craziness mentioned is Red.]
[Airazor: Right. What was I thinking?]

As fast as her legs can take her, she charged strait into the portal; hearing the sounds of rushing feet and wings behind her. After a moment, her feet landed on a soft, cold patch of snow. The seen looked so cold, that it could make Jack Frost jealous! Also, the clouds and horizon looked dark and bleek.
[Airazor: Straight. Strait is used for jackets of correction. And bleak's the word you're looking for...]
[Red: Oh, come on. The land in which I'm hanging out in is barely as cold as the Alaskan winters or Antarctica! You dragons are just a bunch of babies!]
[Snowflake: I concur. Snow isn't all that bad. You guys better dial whine-one-one to go get a waaaaaaahmulance to deal with your problems!]
[Doomfeather: Uh...Some people don't like the cold-]
[Snowflake, Red: BABY!]
[Doomfeather: Ah, so that's how it goes...]

"Oh, how lovely...we're gonna freeze to death! Why does Red like the fricken cold?" Terra asked.
[Red: Because I fricken feel like it. I've been a fricken Fallen Dragon Elder for thirty fricken years. Cut me some fricken slack.]
[Doomfeather: *applauds* Hooray for Austin Powers references!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: That sounds weird coming out of you, but I guess it could be worse...]

"Because he's crazy in the bad kinda way." Shimmer said hoping to answer Terra's question.  The two tomboys looked around and spotted a big gray castle. "And you guessed it! Red lives in that castle. Crazy hermit!" Shimmer commented.
[Airazor(Red): Crazy, drunk teenagers.]
[Doomfeather: *punches Airazor in the cheek* I told you not to reference that film ever again!]
[Airazor: *rubs his face* I can't help it! Back to the Future was such a good movie!]
[Doomfeather: No, it was a crappy movie. Not once did Marty ever have sex with his mom! That's what I do if I got sent back in time, but he didn't do it. Therefore, the movie sucked.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *jabs Airazor with his club before he can protest anything* Can we take this somewhere else? MSTing is happening.]
[Doomfeather, Airazor: Fine.]

Unknowing to the two tomboy dragons, a small green gnorc was standing guard at the top of the castle. The sight of intruders made the little gnorc rush from his post and inside the castle hallways. At the time the gnorc reached a large door and creeked it open, Red, who was looking at the image of the two dragons in a crystal ball, looked at the small gnorc. "I know of the situation. There's no need in telling me."
[Snowflake(Red): For I see all and know all! I am Red, the Omnipotent! Every lifeform must bow to my great and neverending might, for even the cosmos shy away from my great will!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Wow. You just nailed Red's personality.]
[Red: Thank you for improving my self-esteem, gnorc.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *rolls his eyes* Like that lone comment is going to bring that massive structure you call an ego toppling down.]
[Red: ...I hate you. Well, at least the story actually has me in it instead of having it be all about some teenagers planning my demise through pranking.]
[Doomfeather: But is this a good thing?]
[Red: ...No, it probably isn't. I just can't win...]

Red said with a glare, and turned back to the crystal ball. "Tell Mammoth to take care of this. He'll know what to do."
[Gnasty Gnorc: Mention me, damn you!]
[Red: Why? That would be power-playing to mention you and expect you to act in a roleplay.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: ...And mentioning Mammoth and expecting him to act isn't?]
[Red: You have a point there...]

The gnorc slowly closed the door and rushed off to follow orders. Red gazed at the girls and one dragonfly. "...What kind of foolish deed are you two up to now? Its like you WANT me to capture you." Red said and laughed. "Possibly, I'll be able to drain the magic from the both of them; rendering them helpess!"
[Snowflake: Oooor, you can actually kill them. How's that for an idea?]
[Airazor: Nah, he's Red. Red must delay the demise of his most hated ones as long as he can for he is simply too high-class to kill something as annoying as dragons who claim to be his flesh and blood.]
[Doomfeather: No, that's not the reason. Red wants them to live because he plans on raping both of them.]
[Red: *slaps his forehead* Not this again...]
[Doomfeather: That's why he's grinning and smiling and laughing as he's beholding his newest additions to his great and mighty harem. His eyes are too busy ogling their curvy bodies and imagine caressing that supple flesh...]
[Red: I feel violated.]

With an evil grin, he grabbed his staff that was leaning against the wall, preparing for what may come to him.
[Snowflake: For Red, like all villains, decided that instead of going out and ridding the little brats himself while they were still unaware, would wait until they had prepared for a good long battle against him.]

Lana had been returning to the castle when she saw the Gnorc rushing to tell The Great One (as she liked to think him) about the girls. It is only natural that she would be interested in discovering what the gnorc's rush about.
[Doomfeather: A burning lust filled the young lackey of the red dragon as she followed the gnorc. Red  was hers and only hers! These little sluts that were attempting to drag him away from her will have to die.]
[Snowflake: Doomy, not all RPing lackeys work for their bosses just for...that.]
[Doomfeather: Name one example! Just one!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Vincent.]
[Doomfeather: He's playing for the other team, if you catch my drift.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *rubs his temples*]

In her usually cool, elegant and smug way, she traipsed to the room she saw the gnorc practically fly to. Rolling her black shoulders back, and being careful to remain a safe distance from the gnorc for the time being, she tried to catch whatever was being said.
[Airazor(Gnorc): Sire! There's two dragons coming towards the castle!]
[Red(himself): Oh, thank the Elders! It's the pizzaman!]
[Airazor(Gnorc): Uh...There's two of them, they have no box of pizza; only a dragonfly and a staff/spear/scepter thingy with a Light Gem on it.]
[Red(himself): They must be gag pizzas. You know, pizza that looks like something else. Let them in anyways.]
[Airazor(Gnorc, muttering): Ten years of college got me THIS!?]

Hmm... something fun for Lana today? Probably not, but it was worth a shot of her trying to speak to Red. Perhaps overstepping her boundaries, Lana walked past the gnorc, "What ever is the matter?" Red heard a familiar voice outside the door. He walked up to it with two gnorcs opening it for him.
[Doomfeather: Sheesh, Red. Too lazy to open a door by yourself?]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Red): AHH! This door gave me splinters! YOU THERE! *points to Doomfeather*]
[Doomfeather(Gnorc): Yes, almighty ruler of the cosmos?]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Red): I demand that you execute this door immediately.]
[Doomfeather(Gnorc): I'll get the chainsaw...]

Mostly all the gnorc were to treat him with respect. Otherwise they would be living icicles...or BBQed. Maybe turned to stone or being swallowed by darkness. Whatever punishment Red could come up with in his mind.
[Red: I'm not being very creative then.]
[Snowflake: What do you have in mind?]
[Red: I usually lock them in a dungeon for twenty-four hours with the only thing keeping them company is a giant clock that says "YOU HAVE THIS LONG TO LIVE", and the clock ticks backwards for twenty four hours. The only thing they can do is stare at that timer, waiting for their death. They go completely insane by it, and by the time I open the door, I trick them by saying "I'm not going to kill you." I wait for them to calm down and then I skin them alive.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *fuming at the punishments applied to his species*]

Just as Red expected, he saw a black, elegant dragon just passing a gnorc. "Aah, Lana. Just the person I've been looking for." Red said, with his voice echoing down the hall. Walking up to his loyal subject, he placed a hand on Lana's right shoulder. "I have a job for you. You must know by now that there are intruders afoot.
[Doomfeather(Lana): Come, Mermaid Man! There's evil afoot!]
[Red(himself): EVIIIIIL!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Wow. You actually watch that show, Red?]
[Red: I have you know that not all of the Dark Gems are used to sap the life out of the Dragon Realms. Two of them power by big-screen plasma television.]
[Airazor: And instead of using it to spy on the Dragon Realms and see what Spyro is doing...you use it to watch television from another planet...]
[Red: What are you implying?]
[Airazor: Nothing, nothing.]

They happen to be my daughter and annoying niece. If the Mammoth happens to fail in his attempt to capture them, and they get into this castle, I want you to catch them."
[Snowflake(Lana): I'll get my Pokeballs and my vest...]

With that, Red started to walk down the hallway. "Oh, and don't go too rough on them, but at the same time, don't keep your guard down...my daughter is an interesting opponent..." The signature grin curled on the black dragon's mouth. At last, she could subdue her boredom without roaming with the filthy peasantry outside.
[Airazor: ...What filthy peasantry? We're talking Arctic winter weather right now. It's not like the county fair is going to take place on the nearest glacier, you know.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: If she means the gnorcs, I'm going to snap each and every horn of hers and use the most unpleasant of orifices to jam all of them inside her.]
[Doomfeather: Sounds erotic.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: It's not supposed to be. -_-]

The three horned head nodded, cat eyes closing on the down fall and opening back up when her head returned to its normal position. "Of course, Master."
[Everyone(zombie-like): Maaaaaaaaaster!]

She turned to take post near the way she expected the pests would enter, bumping into a gnorc that was right behind her. "OUT OF MY WAY!" She hollered at it, then strutted down the hall in the opposite direction of Red, wiping where the gnorc connected with her noble scales.
[Gnasty Gnorc: *crushes his full soda can in his hand in anger, spraying the other MSTers in suds*]
[Snowflake: Wow. Not only is Lana Miss High and Mighty Peasant Avoider, but she thinks that gnorcs are the scum of the earth and must wipe their Unclean off of her noble scales of hers.]
[Red: Wow. I seem to hire the most arrogant of the lot in these stories...]
[Gnasty Gnorc: My gnorcs are clean, fine thank you. Cleaner than your scales, princess. *crosses his arms and mutters something under his breath*]
[Red: *tries to overhear* Look, I know Seashell Shores is a "stupid beach", but now's not the time to comment on it.]

Still outside, Cocho with her cousin and dragonfly friend were almost near the main gate. The cold, frosty wind picking up under her wings made her cover herself with them. "Terror, remind me when we turn Red good to tell him to move out of here!" Cocho said with a little frustraition in her voice.
[Airazor: Frustration. Note the utter lack of two I's.]
[Red: First of all, you're not going to be able to turn me good, with or without your band of sparkly friends. Two, even if I had a better personality, there's no way in Hell that I'm moving just because two brats complain about it. I like the cold.]
[Snowflake: Hear, hear.]

She suddenly felt a little vibration from beneath her feet.
[Doomfeather: *perverted snicker*]
[Red: Oh, great. What is it this time?]
[Doomfeather: I rather like your method of preventing people from getting inside. You have "stimulators" buried in front of the castle gate that vibrate on impact. Cocho's going to be too...pleasured to enter.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: *eyes widen* We have those?]
[Red: NO WE DON'T! THAT LARCENOUS AVIAN IS SPREADING LIES!]
[Doomfeather: Larcenous avian? I'm not a foot fungus, Red.]

Stomping noises were heard from the distance, and a few battle cries of gnorcs. A large, light brown hairy Mammoth was stomping his way over to the girls.
[Doomfeather(Mammoth): I hate this job. I could be in my nice snug cave watching my copy of Elephants Gone Wild when instead Mr. Jutjaw forces me to step on a couple dragons. After I get my paycheck, I am so out of here.]

Ironically, Cocho grinned at the sight. "Cool! Walking punching bags!"She turned back to her cousin with tha same smile. "Ya up for some butt kicking?"
[Gnasty Gnorc: I have been offended by this fic in more times than one, and this is certainly one of those times.]
[Airazor: Yeah, honestly. Are your men nothing more than stress relievers for hormonely-challenged teenagers? Isn't a "walking punching bag" the same as saying "Gee, there's a black man over there. I think I'll wail on him."]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Indeed. I have to file a lawsuit against a good half of the fancharacter population  for hate crimes.]
[Red: No one's going to listen to you. Gnorcs aren't even people.]
[Gnasty Gnorc: Sheesh! The ogres on the Gummi Bears cartoon had it better.]

Lana licked her dragon lips as she entered the foyer just beyond the gate into the castle. Her tail swished back and forth expectantly. The anticipation of finding out which of those pesky dragons that she possibly knew were related to Red.
[Airazor: Woah, woah, woah. Badly-structured run-on of doom right there.]
[Snowflake: So, Miss I'm-better-than-gnorcs wants to know which one of them were related to Red? But, they're BOTH related to Red.]
[Red: Well, that was easy to find. Honestly, do lackeys even have brain cells anymore?]
[Gnasty Gnorc: I speak for myself and the history of my roleplaying when I say this, and it's no. They don't.]

She didn't want anyone to spoil it, but she did want to know exactly what was happening outside. However, sticking her head out to watch wasn't really an option.
[Gnasty Gnorc: But then she decided that maybe sticking her head out to watch was an option for princesses like her. Once the higher-than-gnorcs dragon stuck her neck out to look at the scene below, an axe descended down upon her. Without a single sound except for a squishy noise like that of someone slicing wet sasuage, Lana's head fell to the floor. Her empty skull was then used as the ball in the company picnic's football game. The End.]
[Snowflake: *shiver*]  

It was easy to find a gnorc after she looked around her, "Hey, you. Keep an eye on what is happening out there with the Mammoth... Report back to me."
[Doomfeather(Gnorc): Why you? Can't I report back to Red?]
[Snowflake(Lana): Because I am a princess and higher than you therefore you must with your inferior mouth report back to me! I am better than you in terms of species and you are a filthy commoner! Hmph!]
[Doomfeather(Gnorc): *sigh* This is why my doctor tells me to take medication...]  

She then continued looking around, spotting a stained glass window that wasn't completely colored. Her eyes narrowed... Maybe... But no, wouldn't want to ruin the surprise... But so tempting!
[Doomfeather: I understand. I feel the same way with birthday presents.]

Terror laughed insanely. "You bet! We'll beat them up so bad, it'll make their ancestors dizzy!" Terror's eyes were pure rainbow, the sign which ment she couldn't wait for a battle. She got ready by going into a fighting stance.
[Red: We've discussed these eyes before, right?]
[Airazor: Yes, and some things need to be rementioned. First of all, pure rainbow must be a headache to look like, especially if it's swirling around with many colors at the same time. That would make your head explode just by looking at it.]
[Snowflake: Maybe her weapons are her eyes. SWIRLY EYES OF DOOM!]
[Doomfeather(Terror): Look into my eyes! Hah! I killed you!]
[Red: Brings new meaning to that Mulan quote, doesn't it?]

Shimmer laughed. "You really should stop watching Mulan. I can use some spells to beat them up!" Shimmer volunteered.
[Airazor: You can't beat someone up with spells. To beat someone up is to use physical force of some type...]
[Red: They've referenced two Disney movies and have repeatively killed the logic. To say something like that at this point of time is useless.]
[Airazor: I know. It just makes me feel better pointing it out...]

The group of gnorcs plus Mammoth were coming closer to the dragons and dragonfly. "Sweet, then use some of those spells to take out some gnorcs! Me and Terror will keep the Mammoth busy...and maybe beat up a few gnorcs while we're at it." Cocho said, cracking her knuckles in amusement.
[Gnasty Gnorc(Cocho): Ah'm goin' ta wail on yo' asses like old school!]
[Doomfeather(Gnorc): Oh, snap! Girl, yo' are off yo' rector!]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Cocho): Ah'm goin' ta pop the freshy in yo' ass, greenskin. Yo' on my turf, so Ah must open a can of whupass on yo' and yo' bro!]
[Snowflake(Gnorc #2): Jessie, we're outtie 5000!]
[Airazor, Red: *proceed to pound their heads against the chairs in front of them*]

The closest gnorc was charging strait towards the green dragon. Leaning back, Cocho punched the gnorc clear in the face, making it fly backwards and into the group of gnorcs. Recollecting themselves, they all gave battle cries and surrounded the dragons into a circle.
[Airazor: Straight! IT'S STRAIGHT, DAMNIT!]
[Red: The curse of having a librarian for a wife, eh Airazor? You simply must spell everything right and know all their meanings.]
[Airazor: Everytime a word is misspelled or misused, I think of my wife. *holds up a red correcting marker in the air* FOR ELEDOR!]
[Gnasty Gnorc: And for the record, all those gnorcs would kill you instantly, not simply make a circle...]

"Caitlin, Terror duck!" Shimmer shouted. when the girls ducked down, Shimmer closed her eyes and murmered something. A blast of heat was sent at the gnorcs leaving most of them burnt. Terra got back up and attacked a few gnorcs with her electric breath. She then breathed orange flames at the Mammoth.
[Doomfeather(Shimmer): SUPER SUE TO THE RESCUE!]
[Gnasty Gnorc(gnorcs): We are so surprised that we're just standing here and taking the attacks instead of actually fighting back like what we're supposed to do.]
[Red(Mammoth): I'm being Power-played! Neat!]

Cocho just barrely dodged the stomping of the Mammoth's gigantic feet. Landing swiftly on a cold patch of snow, she took out a magic staff of her own; a Light Gem resembling at the tip of it in a shape of a blade. "Guys, close your eyes for a second!" Cocho shouted.
[Snowflake(Gnorcs): LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOT A GUN!]
[Gnasty Gnorc(Cocho): Wrong there, walking punching bags in which I inflict pain upon. It's a bomb.]
[Doomfeather: But when Cocho the Gnorc Abuser set her bomb into the snow, her friends were too busy with their magic and their swirly eyes to listen. When the bomb exploded, they were permanently blinded and deafened by the resulting explosion, rendering them completely helpless. The End.]

As soon as her friends did so, the Mammoth was right infront of them; preparing to stomp them. Raising the staff in the air, a blinding light filled the area. The Mammoth moaned in pain from the light in his eyes. The light faded, but the Mammoth with the other gnorcs couldn't see. Cocho quickly made a flying side kick inbetween the Mammoth's eyes; making his stumble back, but still standing. "Let's strike them now and head towards the castle! The gate's open now!" Cocho shouted to her firends.
[Red: Since when does LIGHT of all things open doors?]
[Snowflake: It's like an RPG! You know, like when you're in a dungeon and see a door made out of solid blackness, and you have to go down to the basement and fight the mini-boss in order to retrieve the Orb of Light in order to open the door.]
[Airazor: Aw, come on. That wasn't any sort of mini boss battle. Mammoth has to cast anger-inducing status problems in order to reach the levels of RPGness.]
[Doomfeather: Mammoth Cast Bad Breath! Shimmer and Terror are confused and poisoned!]

The gnorc Lana had sent out to observe the scene outside came back in, panting and shrieking something about how we're all going to die.
[Gnasty Gnorc(gnorc, singing): Like strangers in the night
dance of fire guided light.
And I think you're going to die.
And I think we're going to die.]

Her cat-like eyes narrowed as she slapped him with her tail, "What's happening."
[Snowflake(Gnorc): Someone just set us up the bomb!]
[Red(Lana): Oh, not this again...]

The gnorc tried to collect himself, stuttering and shaking, "S...sh....she's got a LIGHT GEM!!!" Lana began to growl deep in her throat. She'd need something to counter that in case Red's daughter figured she'd use it once she got inside.
[Airazor: Gee, I wonder what can counter a Light Gem. Let's think of something that Red has in great amounts that can counter Light Gems...]
[Red: Oooh, do let me guess. It's dark purple in color and can suck the life out of the ground. I think you needed to destroy them in order to get away from their power...Ooh! Is it a DARK Gem?]
[Airazor: Hooray, you got it right! For that, you get a cookie. *tosses Red a cookie*]
[Red: Bran and oatmeal? You suck in terms of cookie presentation, Airazor.]

Lana's tail continued swishing back and forth, "And?" The gnorc proceeded to stutter through a briefing of how the two dragons didn't seem to be affected by the Mammoth so far. She sent the gnorc back out, then flew up to the window.
[Gnasty Gnorc: After all, she could not bear to be in the company of a filthy, disgusting gnorc for longer than ten seconds. Lana needs fresh air whenever she talks to a gnorc, you know.]
[Red: You really shouldn't talk. Gnorcs are disease carriers, and when's the last time you've taken a shower?]
[Gnasty Gnorc: I took a shower this morning. You should know that.]
[Red: Ah, yes. You left hairs in the soap.]
[Snowflake: *gags*]
[Airazor: *tugs on his ears* I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!]

Good for nothing peasants... She sighed, flapping her wings. As her eyes gazed out to see the event for herself, she couldn't help but gasp.
[Doomfeather: For instead of beholding a battle, Lana was watching Cocho and Terror taking turns in "riding" the Mammoth.]
[Red: Shut up. Just shut up right now and never talk again.]
[Doomfeather: Why not?]
[Red: Because your words cause brain cancer over time and I'm afraid I need some kind of treatment to prevent a tumor from lodging itself in my brain.]
[Doomfeather: Har har. If I caused brain damage, Snowflake would be a vegetable by now.]
[Snowflake: Sad but true.]
[(They exit the theater)]